My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
marvel fandom strikes
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true
“The Nazgûl were they, the Ringwraiths, the Úlairi, the Enemy’s most terrible servants; darkness went with them, and they cried with the voices of death.”
And I bring your enemies what they deserve.
Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.
this makes me so uncomfortable
#i’m imagining tyrion running around fucking shit up so jaime doesn’t feel awkward anymore #jaime keeps not being able to open doors #so tyrion yells at people for closing doors #jaime can’t use silverware #so tyrion starts eating with his hands (via jeynegrey)
#Jaime smashes a bottle Tyrion looks at the vintage and says he did them a favour #Jaime breaks a window Tyrion agrees that they needed more fresh air #Jaime accidentally thwacks himself in the head Tyrion throws a goblet at Podrick’s face #happens to everyone (via eldoradoandcopperbeeches)